The Saturday before Mother's Day for most married moms is a spring version of Valentine's Day. Wonderful hubbies adorn the mothers of their children with lovelies from the local jewelers. They treat these same mothers to candelit dinners for two at the most exclusive and hottest Italian restaurants in town...I sit at home trying to decide between attending Mother's Day Sunday service tomorrow or my pink fuzzy slippers, a cup of decaf, and the gazillionth reading of T.D. Jakes, Women Thou Art Loosed, while waiting for my envy and self-pity shackles to finally break free."